my grade school teacher was a horny bitch

Miss Brenda Sindurot, was our grade school teacher in English.

early on, i had a crush on her, because at that precocious young age, i thought anybody else who knew more than i did was amazing. in addition, she had a fine ass.

but despite seemingly being a respectable teacher in our school, Miss BS was also a very horny woman. but then, at age 10, we wouldn't know that off the bat. she was after all, more a woman of words than of action.

as i said, Miss BS, was our grade school teacher in English. we often would have grammatical exercises every now and then. and these were her sample statements:

- i (insert verb here) sausage and eggs for breakfast.

- my boyfriend was playing with my kitten earlier.

and such examples.

and one other thing, she would make us do action songs every now and then in class. and her favorite was this one:

"watermelon, watermelon,
papaya, papaya,
banana, banana,
banana, banana,
fruit salad, fruit salad."

oh! how she loved doing that song so much!

K.O.G.

"do not unto unto others, what you don't want others unto unto you."

it's a murdering of a very old, but very wise biblical saying - the Golden Rule. the Golden Rule educates us on meaning well for others if we intend for them to treat us in a favorable manner. it is a valuable lesson and a beautiful motto to live by.

and here are other ridiculous murderings of common sayings:

do not judge a book, cover it.

birds of the same feather, are the same birds.

don't judge my brother, he is not a book. - as actually said by miss melanie marquez

- and a friend's favorite - the world is young, and so are we, but only god can make a tree.

but rather than calling to attention whenever someone makes a pun of wise anecdotes, we instead laugh with it. anecdotes are valuable. at times valuable enough to be translated into mottos in life.

but then we do not take it seriously whenever the question is ever asked about our motto in life. we even snicker at judges who would ask such a question to a contestant. often we presume the judge is too simple-minded to have asked such a shallow question. when the question in reality is anything but shallow. it is a simple reflection of how we view life and by which principles we follow.

something as short as - "time is gold" - is another useful motto to live by. it teaches that every moment should be treated preciously. that every day must be lived to the fullest. and it would do all of us a lot of good if we were to do such.

24 years into this world should warrant a "motto in life". and i have one such. and the saying has dictated how i am living my life.

people often say i'm autistic...or indifferent...or suplado. but i have lived my life with the understanding that it is wisest to not bother other people. that it is best to not involve yourself where you have not been invited. to learn to let others live as they please.

it is but a short saying, which, like all other aged quotes, holds much wisdom.

someday i'm planning to have the acronym K.O.G. tattoed on my nape to sum up my life principle. to instill a sense of spiritual connection to my motto.

K.O.G.

Keep Off the Grass.